Stress Eating

“What do mean you stress eat? You mean like you eat a donut if your dog poops on the carpet and eat 3 large pepperoni pizzas if your boss threatens to fire you? Lol you’re funny. ”

” It’s more like meeting your mother in law when you’re not even married.”

“Oh mother in laws are the worst. That’s the equivalent of 5 burgers and large fries… from a fast food joint that doesn’t exist. Haha! ”

“I’m serious. I just wanted to talk to someone about it. ”

“Oh cmon you know that it’s all in your head. Don’t search for excuses. ”

“You know what else I eat when I’m stressed? ”

“What? ”

“Ignorant human jerky. It’s best served with some stigma while still hot. ”

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