Veggies are icky
They taste like the zombie version of something you’d actually want to eat
It’s like a taste of life without life
But considering the fact that most of us are miserable
I suppose that makes sense
What if veggies tasted like french fries?
French fries are veggies
But my point is
Would you really like vegetables if they tasted good?
Or would you get bored and prefer the taste of plant saliva?
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