I can’t believe she dumped me
She dumped me because her stupid goldfish!
I genuinely don’t think her goldfish died because I forgot to feed it
I’d like to believe that her goldfish died because of the universe
I don’t believe this!
She loves telling me that the universe got us together
The universe wanted us to be this way
The universe is responsible for why I can’t win the lottery and move to the Bahamas
So how in the bloody hell am I responsible for a fucking goldfish?!
That stupid goldfish just had to die on my watch
I should focus on working
“Hey mate, heard that Nina dumped you.”
“Don’t worry I’m sure that there’s plenty of fish in the sea”
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